Ugly-by Jared Ken C. Perez

You are so ugly;

Your feet’s too big,

Your breasts’ too small,

And your tummy’s like a ball;

You dress like you’re from mars,

You think it’s pretty but it’s not.

Your arms are too short,

But your nails are too long;

Your shoulders too broad,

And your neck’s too thin;

Your lips’ like a fish’s,

And your smile’s like a grin;

Your nose’s too flat,

Can’t see where it’s at;

Your eyes are like rocks,

And brows you have not.

Your zits are everywhere,

And on top of that,

Your hair’s like hay with bats;

You’re almost always grumpy,

And care nothing at all;

You eat too much,

And you’re getting fat;

You talk before you swallow,

Where are your manners in that?

You look down on people

Like you have the right to;

You think its hell everywhere,

And heaven’s in nowhere;

Hell, what’s the matter with you?

You say you love me,

Why would I love you?

Well love is not blind,

Dimwits contradict

Love sees the worst,

But it doesn’t mind;

Guess what,

Yes, I do love you…

So hate me.